I failed, but at least I tried.
When I’m famous…

10knotes:

Those guys that wouldn’t date me

Those girls who picked on me

My parents

My best friend

Me

When one of your jacket strings is longer than the other,

il0v3x:

$wag

il0v3x:

$wag

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
At least he tried… =) My hero today. Thanks buddy!

At least he tried… =) My hero today. Thanks buddy!

when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are in the room

no-excuses-no-lies:

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:

Looking at everything but the screen:

Acting as if nothing is wrong:

…Or you’re simply like this:

Lmaooo

I do this all the time.

I do this all the time.